One of my best friends is woman who has passed away and is missed daily, but one of the wonderful things about our friendship is the fact that we were almost 50 years apart in age and experiences. But we never had a dull moment when we were together. Lou was a smoker as was I at that time and one day while smoking away Lou asked me out of the blue I might add “what does it feel like to have an orgasm” I almost choked to death and I know I swallowed some smoke on that one. However Lou was serious and really wanted to know what it felt like and if I would describe it for her, at 84 she read all kinds of romance novels and even though she had been married for years she never experienced the “big O” so I opted to try to describe it for her.
I said do you remember when you were a child and the anticipation you felt before opening presents? Do you remember what it felt like while on the rollercoaster and you felt the dip in the bottom of your belly or the feeling of uncontrollable laughter that makes you want to pee and the first kiss of the boy you were head over heels for and it took your breath away and made you feel tingley, a little like you want to faint but don’t, add that to the feeling of release like a sneeze that you keep trying to complete and then the weightlessness felt when you sink into a hot tub filled with bubbles and you float. Now add all of it together and it last for about 30-45 seconds if your lucky. You feel relaxed, rested yet calm and at ease.
Her response was is that all? It last for only 30-45 seconds? I replied yes but if your really lucky it happens over and over and over again and again and again. All in one sitting and that makes it worth it every time.
Well liked the description and finially had an idea of what she missed. What do you think?
