Miss Vicki Sue: The Relationship Expert

When your lonely

missvickisue — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:30:31 +0000

Okay from experience I tend to make myself busy and then I get lazy and watch all the sappy shows cable has available, however recently I’ve taken to meeting new people and doing more with them and for them.

There are times that I wish someone would ask me how I’m feeling today, like how am I really feeling? But I realize that its a different time and people really do just use one another with out a thought. No please, no thank you and no real concern to how someone is feeling. But I do things to make me feel better and I appreciate myself so if I’m the only one that appreciates me then let me get down with my bad self!

However when I’m lonely I think about what makes me happy and I get nasty with it and the hell with everyone else. If its good to ya its good for ya! hey now!

All ages have questions

missvickisue — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:21:09 +0000

One of my best friends is woman who has passed away and is missed daily, but one of the wonderful things about our friendship is the fact that we were almost 50 years apart in age and experiences. But we never had a dull moment when we were together. Lou was a smoker as was I at that time and one day while smoking away Lou asked me out of the blue I might add “what does it feel like to have an orgasm” I almost choked to death and I know I swallowed some smoke on that one. However Lou was serious and really wanted to know what it felt like and if I would describe it for her, at 84 she read all kinds of romance novels and even though she had been married for years she never experienced the “big O” so I opted to try to describe it for her.

I said do you remember when you were a child and the anticipation you felt before opening presents? Do you remember what it felt like while on the rollercoaster and you felt the dip in the bottom of your belly or the feeling of uncontrollable laughter that makes you want to pee and the first kiss of the boy you were head over heels for and it took your breath away and made you feel tingley, a little like you want to faint but don’t, add that to the feeling of release like a sneeze that you keep trying to complete and then the weightlessness felt when you sink into a hot tub filled with bubbles and you float. Now add all of it together and it last for about 30-45 seconds if your lucky. You feel relaxed, rested yet calm and at ease.

Her response was is that all? It last for only 30-45 seconds? I replied yes but if your really lucky it happens over and over and over again and again and again. All in one sitting and that makes it worth it every time.

Well liked the description and finially had an idea of what she missed. What do you think?

Touch

missvickisue — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:00:20 +0000

The most beautiful thing in the world and many of you never experience it that often. Touch him, her, them, your parents, your brothers and sisters, your children, and your friends. Hug and kiss, stroke their hair or rub their arm. Kiss them hello and good bye but touch each other. The love in a simple touch is amazing in its healing benefits.

When you touch someone you really touch their heart and soul and give them renewed energy. I’m a sucker for the love I get and I share it with everyone. Please touch someone with your love today.

On his mind

missvickisue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:33:33 +0000

Ladies have you ever noticed that when its really good, he calls you and wants to talk about how good it was or how good it felt or how good it made you feel? Well remember a man thinks about sex every day.

The average man fantasises at least once a day, and the most common fantasy comprises sex with a known partner. What do men think about, and how often do they think it? The use of the phrase “sexual thoughts” rather than “sexual fantasies ” is a deliberate attempt to encompass anything and everything that passes through a man’s mind relating to sex.

If he wants to talk play along because it will only be better for you. Giving you seconds and thirds instead of a dry spell. Join in and play, you might be surprised.

You

missvickisue — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:36:49 +0000

Pounding in my heart

Pulsation in my groin

Shortness of breath

Beads of wetness on my brow

Moisture between my thighs

Your touch burned into memory

Spasms of ecstasy attack with each thought

Creating involuntary movement

Anywhere, any time, all the time

It’s you

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Knowing

missvickisue — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:31:44 +0000

In my thoughts, on my mind,

Talkin to you talkin to me

I thought you knew

Dippin in my soul, slurpin on my spirit,

Lookin for you lookin for me

I thought you knew

Diggin on me while I’m diggin on you

Searchin for treasure you already got

I thought you knew

Today is tomorrow

Tonight is today

Yesterday was my future, like today is my past

I thought you knew

I begin again, with you no end.

Now I know!

Lessons with a man child

missvickisue — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:34:14 +0000

One of my many God children (sorry let me go off on a tangent for a moment speaking about God children, I have 9 God children and I’m wondering why my friends and family made me the God Mother to their children? I’m poor, I mean really broke and ornery and god forbid they go somewhere as a group because I’ll be screwed. I live in a one bedroom condo, where would I put them all? What were they thinking)

Again, back to what I wanted to talk about….. one of my God children who is adopted along with his twin sister and raised by his single parent mother is staying with me for a week so I can help get him back on track with his Mom. I’ve talked to him about his body since he does not have a man to talk to, at least not one who he can be comfortable with. About 6 months ago, we talked about things like his testicles dropping and his underwear not being too tight (he switched to boxers) and how his body will be changing over the next couple years (he is 12). I showed him a timeline on the internet (great invention).

Well last night he informed me as he was getting into the shower that I was right his balls have dropped and he had his first wet dream. Well alrighty then! All I could say to him was thank you for sharing that with me now take your shower. As he was getting in the shower he spoke about maybe finding a couple of hairs and it took everything in me not to lose myself in laughter, out of embarrassment for myself and just plain ole nervousness of dealing with a subject that can be delicate at best.

Suddenly I had an epiphany that I’m helping mold a man for a woman of the future and I could be responsible for the type of man he grows to be. So when he was through with the rituals I taught him (deodorant, moisturizer and powder) we talked and I decided to pay attention because my conversations with this man child may be the answer to life long questions about men and some of the things they do and why they do them.

I paid attention and heard a few answers. I will continue listen and learn from my child instructor so I can utilize these tools in the future and I will groom and guide this man child into a young man that will do right by women, all women.

When you melt, its right.

missvickisue — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:58:08 +0000

When he sings to me with his smooth deep I feel it tween my legs voice or when he calls me baby in a way that tells me he needs me to be close, when he wraps his fingers through the curls in my hair thats when I see him look at me with pure love.

It’s when I know it’s right and we’re right even when he hurts my feelings or pisses me off its right every time, all the time and I take a deep breath and just dig the feeling of it all.

Can you feel me?

Interpretation

missvickisue — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:26:28 +0000

We all want to be loved; the problem is we want to be loved the way we want to be loved and not the way someone wants to love us. I’ve always said that everyone’s interpretation of love is different so no two people ever love each other the same way.

People love differently, whether from a home filled with a nurturing love or an abusive love, a cynical or possessive love or a sweet everlasting grade school crush. Some are needy and some need to be needed, some are spoiled and some feel joy from spoiling. The question is which love is best for you? Which love is everlasting and do you have the desire to make it work or are you settling for just love and not being in love.

Love is a delicate thing and not something to play with because when you take advantage of love it will come back to bite you in the butt.

Be accepting of someone else’s interpretation and you may expand your own. One things for sure you will reap the rewards. Trust me the best sex in the world is making love with someone you can explore and love both your way and theirs.

Say okay and walk away.

missvickisue — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:58:40 +0000

Ladies has it hit you yet that when you bitch they tune you out? However if you leave it alone and stop the nagging bitchy crap and just don’t give the look or the sarcastic attitude and walk away smiling then you win.

How you ask? Well if you say nothing and just say okay and walk away he’s left wondering what the hell just happened. Why is she okay with this? What is really going on? They love the mystery in any form so give it to him and watch what happens.

They run from the nagging and even if all you say is “did you take out the trash”? He sees it as bitching and nagging. You’re thinking all I did was ask and he’s off the edge. If he doesn’t do what you asked then do it yourself. Next time he might surprise you. However in the long run you will benefit because instead of getting pissed and stressed you’ll chill and blow it off.

Don’t get your panties in a wad, its all good.